This Message by - Gordon Klock
* This Message by - Twinkerbell
** This Message by - Michael Hemmingson
** The other scenario: black helicopters will zap your
** computer, Men in Black will cut your phone lines, and
** moth men will suck the ink from your printer.
* Naw, the moth men are on the side of truth, justice, and
* anti-DEA.
Actually, mothmen have been known to eat large numbers of people in a surreal and indirect fashion, their presence should be considered a seriously bad future omen. (This may not apply to Cnidarians.)
The Men in Black are more likely to barge into your home under bizarre "authoritarian" pretences, harrangue you mercilessly about your computer activities and question you about your family lineage, whilst wanting to tape the entire conversation on a tape recorder (or sewing machine) that they dont know how to operate, and if you show them your computer and call it your microwave oven they'll probably be none the wiser.
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"Cliches are the armature of the absolute!"-Alfred Jarry
This Message by - Twinkerbell
* This Message by - Gordon Klock
* Actually, mothmen have been known to eat large numbers of
* people
Exactly. =) Never tried to claim Cnidaria was particularly impressed with the existence of humans. There are reasons for the threat of a fiery rain of cnidocytes. The Moth Men are on the side of Cnidaria, not humanity, and have no qualms about eating normals and bombing governmental buildings.
* surreal and indirect fashion,their presence should be
* considered a seriously bad future omen. (This may not
* apply to Cnidarians.)
If they could lead toward shaping this world up in light of Cnidaria, then they would actually be a good omen for preventing the fiery rain of cnidocytes. If they have to eat a few yokels here and there (or experiment on them, or whatever they choose to do) it's hardly a loss.
* The Men in Black are more likely to barge into your home
* under bizarre "authoritarian" pretences, harangue you
* mercilessly about your computer activities and question
* you about your family lineage, whilst wanting to tape
* the entire conversation on a tape recorder (or sewing
* machine) that they dont know how to operate, and if you
* show them your computer and call it your microwave oven
* they'll probably be none the wiser
The MIBs are perpetually hounding the moth men in their constant attempts at thwarting Cnidaria and maintaining the heathenous monotheistic, nature-preserve devastating, anti-LSD Church, ways. Perhaps letting them take a look inside your computer (microwave) and then giving their heads a few spins would make the Jellyfish truly happy indeed.
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This Message by - Gordon Klock
* This Message by - Twinkerbell
* Perhaps letting them take a look inside your computer
* (microwave) and then giving their heads a few spins
* would make the Jellyfish truly happy indeed.
Borgoplex would be quite amused as well......
By the way, "The Mothman Prophecies" is back in print.....
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"Cliches are the armature of the absolute!"-Alfred Jarry
This Message by - Twinkerbell
* This Message by - Gordon Klock
* Borgoplex would be quite amused as well......
Borgoplex would hope to have all of the linoleum to himself as soon as the human race perishes. Perhaps he isn't taking it into account that, without humans, linoleum will crack and eventually fade away. Not to even mention how much sooner its polish will fade...
* By the way, "The Mothman Prophecies" is back in print.....
Ah good, then part of the truth can be told. Even if it is an account that is lacking in showing the true and righteous causes of our winged cousins.
#Jasmine Sailing # Become a Blasted Disciple # The#
#jsailing@netonecom.net/ # "Think Cnidaria" # Blasted#
#nyx.net/nether.net # Extend your Cnidocytes today. # One#
#Our Blasted Lady of the Jellyfish, First Church of Cnidaria#
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