This message by - Michael Hemmingson
* This message by - Twinkerbell
Twinkie:
* We were immediately horrified by all of the jocks who were trying
* to stick their paws up our skirts so,
Speak for yourself. I was rather *excited* and happy to have their hands up my skirt. I am a bimbo, after all, & a slut. I was hoping for a good gang bang until you guys killed em all.
* I'm one HELL of a mean twinkie.....
Speaking of which, anyone remember the Dan White/Harvy Milk murder Twinkie Defense? I don't, I was too small, but a theater in town recently did EXECUTION OF JUSTICE, about Dan White's trial. It was a bad production, but informative on the historical side. Everyone was so outraged by this TWeenkie Defense -- actually, a syndrome of psychology and physical deficiency due to eating junk food -- that it was voted out as ever being used as a legitimate defense. White murdered the Mayor and City Supervisor Milk in cold blood, but got second degree murder, 8 years....when he was released, he killed himself a year later.
Of course, I ate two Twinkies after seeing the play and contemplated killing someone. I got a blow-job instead.
This Message by - Twinkerbell
* This Message by - Michael Hemmingson
* Speak for yourself. I was rather *excited* and happy to have their
* hands up my skirt. I am a bimbo, after all, & a slut. I was hoping
* for a good gang bang until you guys killed em all.
Sorry about that. Would it make you feel better if we scheduled a public gang-banging of you at the convention? I'm sure all of the fetishists will bring tons of neat toys for us to use on you....
* Speaking of which, anyone remember the Dan White/Harvy Milk murder
* Twinkie Defense? I don't,
Yes. Or I don't really remember the incident itself. I remember talking about it later.
* Of course, I ate two Twinkies after seeing the play and contemplated
* killing someone. I got a blow-job instead.
I have screwy blood sugar and have to avoid eating things with sugar in them because it makes me loopy. I get shaky, dizzy, start blacking out, and likely wind up using a strap-on dildo to sodomize the neighborhood animals. Not sure if it would drive me to murder unless I already happened to have that on my mind. However, I do believe that if you already have it on the mind, sugar overload combined with hypoglycemia and no real food could make you a LOT more likely to act on your impulses. Often when I'm having the hypoglycemic attacks I get very snappish and do a lot of lying around crying until food gets forced down my throat. So what am I saying? That the Twinkie defense should only work partially. It'll make a person loopy but it won't drive a person to extremes they wouldn't previously consider. Just make them more likely to act on extremes they only wistfully contemplated before.
And this means:
Don't eat me cuz if you do you'll wind up fulfilling your inner desires and, around here, that would mean: ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!
This Message by - Tales
* This Message by - Michael Hemmingson
* Of course, I ate two Twinkies after seeing the play and contemplated
* killing someone. I got a blow-job instead.
Hmm, could you explain to me what these 'Twinkies' are ? In Holland we are not familiar with such things. We are also not informed about the obvious positive effects these 'Twinkies' have on the human character.
Maybe it's about time that we started copying some American culture ourselves.
Bye.
Marcel.
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As humans go forth, civilization grows
But in each of us
A beast waiting on the edge of our minds
Is waiting to be freed
This Message by - Joey Zone
The Twinkie of Wholesomeness undoubtedly has sugar buns that are probably filled with cream.
They are generally more popular amongst bored, horny cp-listers on line due to the fact that they also are lethal.
The Twinkie can be easily emotionally crushed, but even when crushed merely becomes an even more glamourous viscous substance.
Obviously something in Her sig is a severe misrepresentation of reality. ie it is IMPOSSIBLE to attain physical contact with the actual Twinkie of Wholesomeness.
We can only bask in The Radiance of Her Ectoplasm...
*sigh* =)
joey"Talent Agent to The Stars"ZONE
This Message by - Mike Hemmingson
* This Message by - Twinkerbell
* A phallic shaped yellowish sugar bun that is filled with sugar cream.
Jesus, Jas, that has to be *the* most erotic image I've come across in weeks! :)
* but even the crushed ones merely become a flat glommed viscous
* substance.
Hey! Flattened twinkies are the best! Yum!
This Message by - Twinkerbell
* This Message by - Mike Hemmingson
* That's it, I'm jerking off now....
"No one could ever figure it out why it was that the entire cyber-psycho subculture would collapse into a frenzy of masturbation upon the mere mention of Twinkies..."