New today: 1 new audio clip, 2 new movies, and several new pictures.

Lol! This is one you definitely should check out. Wassup Elian is yet another parody of the "Wassup" commercial, with our favorite Cuban news item thrown in. Note that the site was taken down, but has links to several places that still have the video.

Hope you aren't tired of Elian yet. You can now send your friends one of several funny Elian E-Cards. Or for you die-hard Elian fans, buy the kid on e-bay (archived page; real auction taken down). If you still can't get enough Elian humor, then check out the Feds Seize Cuban Hacker! parody. I think that's enough Elian links for this week. In fact, I think that's enough for the next couple of years or so.

Wanna make a quick buck? Feel left out by all the artists and record companies suing Napster? Then fill out the Napster legal threat form, and save money on those pesky lawyers.

Now for some real news. Lawmakers restrained after scuffle breaks out on Alabama House floor describes the scuffle between two Alabama lawmakers, over conditions in a Women's prison.

Ahh, those witty Alabamians.

If you're wondering what stupid things people will do to get off work, look no further then your local post office. It seems a mail supervisor has gone on medical leave, because she was ordered to cut her inch-long nails, which violated postal safety regulations.

Several new pictures today. As usual they're mostly comics, although there are a few in the other sections, too. Also, I've added the classic "Wassup" movie to the archive. Anything else you're looking for? Mail me.

If you were hoping for some new links, well, I have those too. Take a look at X-Rated Panda Videotapes. It seems the Chinese government is using videos of pandas having sex to get the animals in "the mood." And apparently, it's working.

When you're done with panda pr0n, check out Playboy to Support Romania Women’s Rights Campaign. It seems the Romainian edition of Playboy is taking heat for it's article entitled “How to Beat Your Wife Without Leaving Marks.” The article, which was intended as an April Fool's prank, was not taken as such in the macho country, which has a very high amount of violence against women.

Today's update includes a couple of new pictures, and a few layout changes. In case you were wondering, I've moved a couple of pictures from General to Signs & Ads, where they are better suited. Since it's pretty much a slow week around here, I thought I'd start something new, a link of the week. Check out Amsterdam police publishing tourist guide to red-light district, on CNN.com. Made by police for travelers visiting Amsterdam for their lenient sex and drug laws, the guide contains such pearls of wisdom such as: