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6.24.00
- Stuff.
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After a
very long wait, TigerMovies.com
is back up. The site contains over 200 funny and weird movies...
by far the biggest archive I have seen on the net. The downside
to having a site this big is that he's been having some problems
with hosting, so go check
out the site while you still can.
How could I forget to post this? This
qualifies for the funniest news story of the year.
Apparently some guy lost his keys in a portable
toilet, and then climbed in to get them. Problem was, he had
a bit of a problem
trying to get out.
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He told police he had been in the
predicament for at least 45 minutes. He was freed about
45 minutes later, after emergency crews destroyed a
significant part of the portable toilet to get him out.
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Can someone please explain what was going
through this guy's mind? I mean, losing your keys in the toilet
is one thing, but climbing in after them? I mean, if he really
wanted them back, he could have tried to fish them out, or
if worse came to worse reach in and grab them. But actually
climb in? Did he expect to just walk out afterwards, after
having been waist deep in the toilet?
Deep down
inside, you know you can't help but love
a good sex-a-thon.
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the “record” for consecutive sex partners will be the
centerpiece of what would best be described as a carnal
carnival, with porn stars, employees of a Nevada brothel,
fetish booths and sex toy displays adding to the circus
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The current record is 620 men in 10 hours...
can they beat it?
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6.15.00
- Movies.
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I really
don't have anything against mobile phones, but this
website still had me laughing. The Phonebashing
website contains six short videos, which feature two guys
dressed in (stolen) mobile phone costumes, who go around town
stealing people's mobile phones, and as the name of the site
implies, smashing them. The two then proceed to run like hell.
Very illegal, very fun. Click
here to visit the site.
While we're on the subject of mean prank videos,
download Coke.mpg
and Coke2.mpg
over on Zeromotion's
Movies Section, and watch a guy torture fast food employees.
Here's
a news
story I just don't understand. Apparently a dancer paid
to have fake boobs implanted in her buttocks, and when she
decided she didn't like the new look, she sued
for $30,000.
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During the trial, Jacobs testified
that Gale ``knew what she was getting'' when she underwent
the procedure. He said he charged her $6,500 to put
the implants in and another $1,500 to remove them several
weeks later.
There were no commercially available buttock implants
on the market at the time, he said.
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In case you're wondering why the last few updates have been
late and somewhat short, I recently bought a sweet Schwinn
Homegrown Pro. It's a very fun bike to ride, but I'll
try to keep updating on a timely basis.
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6.14.00
- Late Again.
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If you
think stupid criminal acts are something to laugh at, well,
you would be right. Keeping that in mind, Dumb
Criminal Acts is a great place to spend a couple of hours.
Here's a few of the many dumb things criminals have reportedly
done:
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In Washington, an obese man decided
to rob a bank. Weighing more than three hundred pounds,
the man went into the bank and announced his intentions.
The tellers handed the money over and the man promptly
exited the bank. However, he had not planned well enough
to have a getaway car. Running from the bank, the large
man soon tired and had to pause for a break. While resting,
the man was handcuffed and arrested by the bank security
guard.
An inebriated man stood naked in his front yard one
night and began shooting at cars that passed by. Finally
someone called the police. When the officer passed by,
the drunk shot at his car also. The police man got out
of the car and in an attempt to escape, the man jumped
on the back of his German shepherd. The dog became angry
and viscously attacked the man while the officer handcuffed
him.
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Think your relatives are mean? Check
this out!
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NAIROBI, Kenya (Reuters) - A Kenyan
woman who caught her grandson eating her fish doused
the boy in gasoline, set fire to him and then chopped
off his fingers, a newspaper said on Friday.
The Kenya Times said the 46-year-old woman had returned
home to find the boy eating the fish she had prepared
for lunch. In a fury, she began to cane the boy and
then tied his hands together with dry grass before setting
fire to him.
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6.03.00
- Weird News.
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In the
news: Government
officials in Spain are taking a government funded travel
guide out of circulation. The guide, which was said to be
printed in mistake, contained some choice metaphors, such
as comparing Madrid's mountains to Naomi Campbell's loins.
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"With mountains the same thing happens
as does with women, that the desire they provoke is
inversely proportional to the number of times you've
got on top of them,'' one of the chapters in the book
was quoted as saying.
Another section of the book describes
one mountain as ''black, svelte...hard and slippy, like
Naomi Campbell's loins.''
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Are your kids out of control? Wondering what to do? Well you
could always lock
them in an outhouse for 30 years.
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Daily El Pais said the now 92-year-old
woman told police she had locked up her son, now 72,
in the two-meter by two-meter (seven feet by seven feet)
building after a psychiatrist told her he could not
be cured of a mental disorder.
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Looking for more movies? Well Zeromotion.com
has several
totally original ones, from a group he calls "amateur
Tom Greens." I recommend downloading the mullet.mpg clip
for a laugh.
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