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Halloween
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Posted
on Tuesday, 10.31.00, by marcc
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Yes, once again it's time for Halloween, the American holiday
where youths all over America dress up as their favorite superhero
and destroy as much private property as they can. If this
sounds weird to you, just remember that America is the country
that invented the FuckU-FuckMe.
If that doesn't explain everything to you, well then you're
probably British.
Anyway, I promised I would post some new shit today, and here
it is: four new audio files. Like
all the others in the collection they're worth a listen, so
go check them out.
Hey man, let me get a snort
of that dog!
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The bag, alongside
an urn, contained the ashes of Dee Blyth's dead Newfoundland
dog, Charlie, who died in 1997.
A police officer investigating the break-in at Chadwell
Heath, Essex laughed when he saw the thieves had arranged
the ashes into cocaine-style lines, Ms Blyth told The
Sun newspaper.
She said: "I'd love to see their faces when these thieves
realise. It was horrible knowing they were in my house,
but the idea of them trying to get high on a dead dog
made me feel better.
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Will stories of people trying to have sex with random animals
ever cease to be funny? I really
don't think so...
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A blue nightgown was
found next to the sheep, although police are not saying
if it was for the ewe or Broderson.
A halter rope was tied around the ewe's neck and its
legs were positioned in such a way that its hindquarters
were raised, police said.
Broderson tried to escape after he was found hiding
in the hayloft Wednesday morning, but several students
caught and held him until police arrived, authorities
said.
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The
pictures are attacking!
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Posted
on Sunday, 10.29.00, by marcc
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Ok, I know I didn't do many updates last week. Come to think
of it, I haven't had any updates last week. Hmm.
Anyway, I just finished building my new PC, so what with having
to transfer the site over, get everything working smoothly
and of course have my own computer game orgy, I didn't have
much very free time. Let me make it up to you by posting these
15 new pictures. Click and enjoy! Oh, and I'll have plenty
more up later this week, too.
money.jpg
MrBrain.jpg
newbarbie.jpg
pepsi_coke.jpg
penis_soup.jpg
potty.jpg
showing_off.jpg
liquors2.jpg
teens.jpg
signs2.gif
sotp.jpg
slow_down.jpg
speedlimit.jpg
sport3.jpg
tellaboutpast.jpg
Click
on this link. It will make you laugh,
trust me.
I think
this article speaks for itself: Al
Gore becomes the 'president erect'
Photographs of Al Gore
for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine had to be airbrushed
in the crotch because there was too much of a bulge, according
to reports.
The White House hopeful gave an interview and photoshoot
to the magazine in an effort to ditch his image as a stiff
politician.
The vice-president ditched his business suit and slipped
on khaki trousers for the pictures, reports Inside.com
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Get
Carter (To give me my $6 back.)
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Posted
on Thursday, 10.19.00, by marcc
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I've added two new eBay auctions to the
eBay auctions page, one of the best collections of funny,
weird, and just plain stupid internet auctions. So
in the words of eBay users everywhere, ***L@@K***!!
Movie reviews?! Yup, our local reviewer Chae has bravely volunteered
to sit through this awful, awful film, just so you won't have
to! Just what makes this movie so bad? Is it the bad acting,
cheesy writing or low quality directing? Click
here to find out! (Hint: it's all three.)
| In the opening scene Carter
was supposedly chasing a guy who owed money to "the boss."
You couldn't really tell that though for all you saw was
some ape-guy in a flashy suit bobbing up and down as the
camera twirled every which way. (except where the action
was) Then, after five or so minutes, you figure he must
have been chasing the guy cause it all stopped and now
he's punching the crap out of him using his "rocky" accent.
Of course he threw in the classic cheesy line as he threw
his fists "Don't make me take this to the next level."
Don't worry about memorizing the quote at this point,
he'll use it at least a dozen more times in the film.
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Go check out the full
review here!
What do you do when your husband, who has been declared dead
for 12 years, suddenly comes home and climbs into your bed?
Why not shoot
him?
| A man missing for 20 years
and declared dead about 12 years ago resurfaced mysteriously
at the home of his former wife, who shot him after he
walked upstairs and lay on a bed, police said. |
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Oh,
the wonders of sperm.
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Posted
on Monday, 10.16.00, by marcc
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Another day, another post. Let's see what we have for you
on this wonderful, wonderful Monday:
George
W. Bush's Fav-o-rite 'Lil Red Bong is what happens when
a stoner with internet access gets involved in politics. I
don't even want to know how many "fat bowls" it
took him to get all that done. I mean, sure it's funny, but
only someone who smokes a whole lot of pot would take
it this far. And here I thought stoners were lazy...
Throughout
history, many, many people have attempted to make their fortune
though the shady practice of smuggling. Check out this scanned
newspaper article if you have any doubts. But I've never
heard of anyone who was caught for smuggling
sperm.
| In what could be the first
smuggling case of its kind, the officers essentially provided
sperm bank services by hustling cryogenic sperm kits through
security to inmates at the Allenwood minimum-security
prison, about 50 miles north of Harrisburg, officials
said. |
Personally, I would like to see someone make
a movie about this new kind of crime. Just imagine the action.
How cool would it be to see a sports car with a trunk filled
with suitcases of sperm racing from the police, the driver
shouting lines such as "You'll have to pry this sperm
from my cold, dead hands, coppers!!"
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Exploding
Penises!!
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Posted
on Saturday, 10.15.00, by marcc
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I'm sorry this update is so late... I promise I'll remember
to get some more timely news updates out from now on. Unless
I forget again. Anyway, lets get to the news!
There's
a lot of things to worry about when having sex in today's
modern times. Sexually transmitted diseases, unexpected pregnancies,
coming up with enough money to pay her afterwards, and now
having
your penis explode:
Doctors in Romania are
treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was
making love to his girlfriend.
Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian
town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt
something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered
in blood. |
If you're looking for a funny news site that manages to update
on a regular basis, then check out Creator's
Whacked Ass Links. As you can imagine, they post a daily
set of funny/weird links & news. It's not bad, especially
if good spelling and grammar aren't your thing.
If you're
viewing this from work, and I know from my web logs some of
you are, (ahem, Boeing employees...) you will probably find
this
prank pretty funny. I think this picture pretty much explains
it all:
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More,
uhh... stuff!
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Posted
on Tuesday, 10.09.00, by marcc
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No... Could it be...? Yes, it's five new pictures! Bet you
weren't expecting that, huh?
planeaccident.jpg
ad.jpg
assistant.gif
asianski.jpg
antidrug.jpg
Hmm, nothing
really new or exciting today. But, since I need something
to fill this space, I guess I'll link to Something
Awful's latest Tabloid Monday.
| Since my full-time position
of being a "webmaster" grosses barely enough money to
afford an issue of the Weekly World News, I'm always interested
in ways to get rich quick (short of obtaining a "real"
job). This article, which featured a gigantic photo of
a gigantic hand clenching three gigantic one-dollar bills,
looked like a sure fire way to boost my bank account in
no time. According to this fabulous news item, that's
exactly what this plan offers to do! Wow! What a coincidence!
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If you aren't an avid reader of Something
Awful, go give the site a visit right now... it's by far
one of the funniest reads out there.
Hurray, the forum is down again. Oh well, that's what happens
when you host it on a free server. This time, I really don't
care... it was rarely used anyway, and since I'm probably
going to be getting a new server with CGI access when I register
a new domain, it's not worth the trouble to fix it.
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st00pid
news
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Posted
on Friday, 10.05.00, by marcc
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If you're
going to go to jail for something, anything at all, the very
last thing you want it to be is anal sex. Trust me on this
one.
| Louisiana's Supreme Court
has upheld the state's 195-year-old sodomy law, under
which consenting adults could receive up to five years
in prison for engaging in oral or anal sex. |
I can just imagine the scene in the prison cell
now...
Bubba: So what're
ya in for?
Inmate: umm, uh, I mean....
Bubba: What?
Inmate: uhh, anal sex...
Bubba: <grins> |
As if rednecks didn't have enough to worry about, now they
have to be on careful
guard for horny deer.
| William McCavanagh, a
54-year-old southern Ontario resident, was discovered
by a neighbor in a deer compound with bite marks and other
injuries that police said appeared to have been inflicted
by the buck. |
The article doesn't say specifically that McCavanagh
was a redneck, but with things like this you just know.
America needs more teachers that make good role models... teachers
that can show young minds how to make the right decisions,
for example what to do with the body after you kill someone.
A high school English
teacher has been fired after officials discovered he gave
his students an assignment to plan an assassination of
someone they would like to kill, a newspaper reported.
The San Gabriel Valley Tribune said Tuesday the English
teacher in this suburb east of Los Angeles allegedly gave
his students an assignment to chose someone to kill, give
the reasons why and detail how they could keep it secret.
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Just make sure not to lose
the severed penis. (That article still cracks me up, and
I'm pretty sure just by saying "severed penis" I can
increase my hits from search engines tenfold.)
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