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ice_penis.jpg This should get people in the winter spirit!   G
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balls.jpg I need to get some of these...  
carrot.jpg An interesting carrot...  
fun5.jpg George W. Bush on his cocaine usage.  
money.jpg Does your woman spend too much money?    
MrBrain.jpg A convient way to buy faggots.    
newbarbie.jpg Barbie dolls for the new generation of kids.    
pepsi_coke.jpg Somehow, this guy doesn't seem like a good pepsi salesman.    
penis_soup.jpg Excuse me, I'm looking for the dog penis soup...    
potty.jpg Starting off young...    
showing_off.jpg What Clinton really talks about when he visits the middle east.    
planeaccident.jpg I don't even want to know how this happened.    
absolute.jpg Someone shows his favorite drink in snow art.    
bum_www.jpg A bum tries to cash in on the internet revolution.    
blooper.jpg All TV game shows should be like this.    
priceless4.jpg An april fool's day prank for cubical dwellers.    
tattoo-suicide.jpg How tattoo artists commit suicide.    
woodie.jpg This guy has some serious "wood."  
monicashirt.jpg A funny Monica Lewinsky shirt.    
420.jpg It's always 4:20 here!    
mardigras.jpg An old guy who still knows how to party.  
extrafries.jpg A good way to get free food at McDolnalds.    
fun38.jpg A fun sperm bank.  
dreamgirl.jpg Internet dates are not always what they seem.  
jobstink.jpg The smelliest job ever.    
healthsex.jpg A pill to ensure your child has the correct sexual preferances.    
maddgirl.jpg Does drinking really effect your judgement?    
chix.jpg Pissed-off biker women.    
DollarBill.jpg A new dollar bill featuring Clinton.  
lesbian.jpg A funny biker shirt.    
doritos.gif Before and after Doritos.  
egmj.jpg The real Elian story.    
food_bandit.jpg Someone gets back at the person stealing his food.    
newstock.jpg A rifle with a strange stock.    
dinner.jpg A, umm, strange dinner.  
remote2.jpg A remote control for a man and woman.    
quiet_vacation_spot.jpg Obviously, someone doesn't think too much of this beach.    
vroum.jpg This is why you should always keep your eyes on the road.    
engine.jpg Are you sure you want to fly on Delta Airlines?    
priceless.jpg This shows you should never fall asleep unless you really trust your friends.    
tarzan_and_jane_rape.jpg The real king of the jungle.  
toxic_fumes.jpg Underwear with a useful warning.    
just_one_more.jpg Bet'cha can't drink just one.    
heres_looking_at_you.jpg The winner of a staring contest.    
gnome.jpg It's good to be a gnome, I guess.  
watch_your_head.jpg Dress to kill.    
washhands.jpg The rules of business.    
wupass.jpg A can of wup-ass (grade A).    
young.jpg A Clinton joke waiting to happen.    
bert_undercover.jpg Bert's hidden life.    
sumrjob.jpg That summer job finally pays off.  
friends.gif Cast of the TV show Friends, but.... fat.    
fat_pic1.jpg When fat meets cement.  
beaver.jpg Dangers of a short dress.  
beast.jpg Bestiality for dummies.    
bastard.jpg Don't leave home without your Bastard Card.    
absolut.jpg The side effects of a lot of vodka.    
titanic.gif What the Titanic looks like now.    
smile.jpg How airline accidents really happen.    
fishing.jpg When you combine bad roads with boredom, this is what you get.    
irony.jpg I guess he didn't read the ad.    
titancar.jpg An aptly named van.    
parade.jpg Clinton humor in a parade.    
OoohBaby.jpg What happens when you eat too much Taco Bell, I guess.    
delicacy.jpg Would you like to try the beef penis?    
bbunny.jpg You have to question a person's parenting methods when they buy this.    
clnterly.jpg Clinton: The Early Years.    
driver.jpg What happens when you don't study in driving school.    
remote.jpg The girlfriend remote.    
Bill.jpg Clinton teaches important issues to a new generation.  
cactus.jpg One happy cactus.    
chinese.jpg Ever wonder what's in Chinese food?    
HARLEY.jpg Humorous motorcycle shirt.    
JingleBells.gif Merry Christmas!  
JuniorProm.jpg I wish my Junior Prom was like that!  
maair1.jpg A bad thing to see when you're about to go on a flight.    
puppies.jpg Please don't pet the dogs.  
showtheway.jpg Once again Clinton teaches us an important lesson.    
doughboy.jpg Don't overcook the Doughboy.    
nuns.jpg "Ain't nobody fuck with the Jesus!"    
Guns1.jpg Crossing guard from hell.    
work4sex.jpg Will work for sex.  
yoda.jpg Is Yoda from the south?    
tattoo.jpg Humorous tattoo.  
ripped.jpg Yoda parties down.    
potrat.jpg I don't think this anti-drug poster would be successful.    
peakhour.jpg Don't use God's name in vain.    
snowblow.jpg Three horny snowpeople.  
naturalwonder.jpg Rock formation you don't want to show your mother.    
marijuan.gif Over 1 billion stoned.    
large.jpg He's trapped!!  
fuckmilk.jpg Got Beer?    
fruits1.jpg Picture of fruit, or porn?    
fruits3.jpg More fruit porn.    
fruits4.jpg Even more fruit porn.    
elephant.jpg Body painting fun.  
asparagus.jpg I wonder who they're marketing this to.    
austin.jpg Austin Powers drivers license.    
Flight.gif "Don't fuck up the landing."    
Kilt.jpg This guy forgot something.  
bigbeer.gif A lot of beer.    
bagsanta.jpg Santa season?    
clint2.jpg Now we know what's on Clinton's mind.    
hootermeter.jpg How do you measure up?  
tat.jpg Another funny tattoo.  
happy-santa.jpg This proves Christmas is a stressful time.    
menu.jpg Menu from a strange Chinese restaurant.    
head-up-ass.jpg Is this someone you know?    
rusoboxer.jpg If you think your boss is tough, read this story.     N
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lastbeer.jpg This guy loves his beer.    
crack_some_heads.gif A quote from someone who doesn't like parties!    
alabama.jpg How guys pick up hookers in Alabama.    
pie.jpg A guy tries to imitate the movie American Pie, with bad results.    
phonesex.jpg Being a phone-sex operator is dangerous, according to this story.    
underwear.jpg A man goes to great legnths to try to beat a breathalyzer test.    
duck.jpg How much fun can you have with a duck? Bruce knows.    
report.jpg It's good to know the police are there for times like this.    
sheep.jpg "I am a dirty bastard!"    
change-of-name.jpg Funny name change.    
bonnie.jpg Clinton joke in the paper.    
newspaper1.jpg Two newspaper articles that will make you think.    
signs.gif I bet this guy gets a lot of late-night calls...   A
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ad.jpg Take your pick.    
suv_flip.jpg A fake billboard by someone who doesn't like SUVs.    
bike-seat.jpg Take a close look at the bike seat! This is a real ad.    
road19.jpg Some ads don't inspire confidence in a product.    
stevevanpic.gif A pretty poor advertisement.    
lingling.jpg A very strange ad for a missing dog's head.    
beff-untitled.jpg It's Wife Trader Magazine!    
fibro.jpg And ad for Ericsson vibrating cell phones.    
idaho.jpg A great deal on Idao pot here.    
milk_ad.jpg "Got Milk?" Featuring Hitler.    
handjob.jpg A new type of car advertisement.    
whopper.jpg A blowjob for buying a whopper is a good deal, I think.    
massage.jpg I guess the dildo market isn't doing too good these days.    
yoda2.jpg "Got Milk?" ad with Yoda.    
PORK.jpg Some people shouldn't get into advertising.    
backintimebig.gif An interesting job offer.    
adusedbig.jpg Be entertained by the huge dick.    
insanity.gif A restaurant I'm sure many guys will want to eat at...   S
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fucking.jpg A warning? An invitation? Who knows...  
liquors2.jpg Let's stop in at the Bunghole for a drink...    
teens.jpg I'm sure this sign will draw in some pretty big crowds.    
signs2.gif If you were thinking of buying Christ, this is a great time.    
sotp.jpg And you thought construction workers weren't too smart...    
slow_down.jpg A road sign you had better obey.    
speedlimit.jpg I guess 15mph was just too fast.    
spine.jpg Someone doesn't like their prosecutor's office, and shows it here.    
tuckahoe.jpg An easily mis-read sign.    
940688.jpg Two billboards that shouldn't be placed together.    
paved.jpg A very advanced town.    
portopotty.jpg Bad sign placement makes for funny toilet humor.    
sign-msn.jpg Someone alters a billboard ad for MSN.    
sign-s1.jpg I wonder what you can buy here?    
utopia.jpg A slightly ironic name for a trailer park.    
violence.jpg Bad sign placement.    
parking2.jpg A "no parking" sign that means business.    
looset1.jpg The dangers of a loose tounge!    
fallen.jpg A sign that's in need of some help.    
grace2.jpg Does your church hold orgies?    
accident.jpg An ironic place for an accident.    
water.jpg A somewhat obvious sign.    
open-closed.jpg A sign that lies!    
whales.jpg Apparently some people didn't know what an emergency means.    
notruk.jpg A sign not too many people worry about.    
toadsuck.jpg Have you ever been to Toad Suck Park?    
dunkin.jpg What Christ really died for.    
69beaver.jpg Exit 69: Big Beaver Road!    
deersign.jpg A deer crossing sign put to good use.    
losers.jpg Do you have what it takes for this job?    
absorutry.jpg A Chinese restaurant that needs to work on it's spelling.    
fourman.jpg A funny mailbox.    
inmates.jpg It's not a good sign when you see something like this.    
bugfarm.jpg An appropriately named road.    
choices.jpg College or Weed; which would you take?    
golden.jpg I wonder what type of people live on this street...    
discoloration.jpg A useful warning on a bottle of pills.    
muffd.jpg A Muff Diver's store.    
pjack.jpg When the maintenance crew just stops caring.    
speed.jpg Make sure to keep a prudent speed when driving here.    
poorplan.jpg Somewhere, a city planner is laughing.    
stuff.jpg If you want to buy stuff, this is the place to go.    
bum.jpg Bum tries a new approach to begging.    
road_sign.jpg A road sign that's good to follow.    
wheelie-trance.jpg A warning for people in wheelchairs.    
save_the_children.jpg Keep your children radiation-free.    
spit.jpg I guess they had a problem with loud spitters.    
signage.jpg Two signs; which will you choose?    
arkansas.jpg A funny sign at the expense of Clinton.    
roadsigns.jpg Top 10 funny roadsigns.    
sign.jpg When you see this sign, it's time to turn back.    
tacobell.jpg Do you have what it take to work at Taco Bell?    
bunghole.jpg Anyone want a drink from the bunghole?    
exams_1a.jpg Three days of anal exams.    
analchili.jpg An Anal Chili contest.    
now_hiring.jpg What's on the mind of Arbys employees.    
glass_brakes.jpg A bad place to buy auto glass.    
what_a_job.jpg A business I would not want to work at.    
hump.jpg No humping allowed in here.    
bump.jpg A very useful road warning.    
beat_meat.jpg Just in case someone would want to beat their meat.    
bathroomsigns.jpg Some people need to be told what not to do in the bathroom.    


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donkey.jpg A llama makes a mistake...   A
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ohturtle.jpg A turtle makes a mistake with a statue.    
badsheep.jpg Two fun-loving sheep.    
murphyslaw.jpg A beaver has a very bad day.    
centerfold.jpg A kangeroo strikes a pose.    
pussyfu.jpg An angry cat.    
hedgehog-tragedy.jpg Why the hedgehog population is on the decline.    
moo-pork.jpg Someone takes moo-shoe pork too literally.    
SGT211.jpg A couple of confused deer.    
scheel.jpg A cat and a bee.    
tabby.jpg A tired looking cat.    
wolfpack.jpg Gives a new meaning to "wolf pack."    
wolf.jpg A bad restaurant for animal lovers.    
deer_hunting.jpg Another type of "deer hunting."    
cats_can_fly.jpg A flying cat.    
eatmorchikin.jpg What cows want you to eat.    
dog.jpg A raccoon get friendly with a dog.    
strongdog.jpg A strong dog.    
manbig.jpg A man and his giant cock.    
bearbig.jpg Do bears shit in the woods?    
catmouse.jpg Cat toy?    
unfunf.jpg This kangaroo is living the easy life.    
doggie.jpg This dog is in serious peril.    
aussie.jpg This is what they do for fun in Australia, I guess.    
drunk_kitty.jpg Cats shouldn't drink.    
ass1.jpg This guy left his ass hanging.    
easter.jpg Confused rabbit. (The chicken must be confused, too.)    
badpigs.jpg A few pigs have a party.    
Beer.jpg A squirrel finds new entertainment.    
gilette.jpg The best a cat can get.    
hedgehog.jpg Government employees lazy? No...    
squirrels.jpg Squirrel party.    
squirrel.jpg Don't mess with this squirrel.    
Turtle_1.jpg I bet the turtle wasn't expecting that...    
elephantdung.jpg Look carefully! Bet he wasn't expecting that.    
assistant.gif A very, umm, different Office assistant.    
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v5-6500.jpg 3dfx's new Voodoo card.    
zoid18.jpg What it's like in AOL's tech support center.    
directx.jpg New hidden DirectX settings.    
randomre.jpg A new feature in Windows 98.    
eliangrabbed.jpg Unreal Tournament meets Elian.    
billsux.jpg Rumor has it two Intel technicians were fired for putting this inside a chip.    
mobil.jpg An alternative to buying a laptop.    
dk-sucks_balls.jpg A hidden option in Daikatana.    
winders98.jpg Windows 98, Southern Edition.    
Perfect_computer.jpg A picture of the perfect computer.    
nt.jpg The fun of working with NT.    
com16.jpg The fun things you can do at an ISP.    
warning.jpg A warning for Windows 95.    
y2kpic3.gif What the Y2K bug is doing now.    
monopoly.jpg The new monopoly board.    
e-pumpkin.jpg An e-pumkin.    
bill_gates.jpg Bill Gates buys yet another person out.    
cgw.gif A gaming magazine with stupid lawyers.    
willitwork98.jpg A new startup picture for Windows98 users.    
cdkey.jpg Want a Quake III CD key?    
microslave.gif Microsoft's long-term plans.    
bsod.jpg BSOD building decoration?    
airport.jpg An airport that doesn't inspire confidence.    
tek.jpg The real reason Daikatana was late.    
msoptions.gif Hidden options menu in MS Word.    
keyboard.jpg A very useful key.    
nt_server.gif The first step to installing NT Server.    
tampax.jpg Tampax Inside.    
bmw.jpg A car for the Linux crowd.    
new_ms_keyboard.jpg For Windows OS only.    
relieve.jpg I guess he doesn't like MS too much.    
office.jpg Dream office?    
billgates.jpg Bill Gates in Jail.    
ms-coaster.gif Proof Windows is good for something.    
adobe_menu.jpg The secret menu we all wish for.    
aolerror.jpg An AOL error.    
chiamac.jpg The Chia-Mac.    
bitchin.jpg Bitchin' 3D: 425 BungholioMarks don't lie!    
grave2.jpg Bill Gate's grave.    
office_assistant.gif Design notes for the MS Office paper clip?    
sport3.jpg These guys show how basketball is fun in more ways then one.     S
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sport8.jpg I'm not sure I want to know whats going on at this tennis game.    
sex13.jpg Two athletes with something other then sports on their minds.    
utpunt.jpg People wear protective gear in football for good reason!    
FPfootballs3.jpg Sporting accidents can happen, but is this an accident?    
cheerleader_distraction.jpg How to use cheerleaders to cheat in football.  
mbike.jpg A motorcycle racer who doesn't like cameras, apparently.    
booboo.gif Soccer accident.    
pitstop.jpg I guess it's time for a break.    
spottheb_.jpg Can you find the ball?  
theguys.jpg A wrestling team you hope you'll never meet.    
ouch-soccer.jpg This is why you wear a cup in soccer.    
golph.jpg The 19th hole.  
breakglass.jpg A cheap replacement for fire extinguishers?   C
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dancing_cat.jpg How to make money, at your cat's expense.  
tellaboutpast.jpg If I was him, I wouldn't even ask.  
asianski.jpg Water sports in Asia.    
antidrug.jpg The problem with training drug-sniffing dogs.    
true_love.jpg True love for a guy.    
smellfish.jpg How to get more out of pornos.  
TREESEX.jpg Sex with a tree?  
tv_remote.jpg Always know when to not anger your wife.  
2much.jpg How to tell when you spend too much time on the internet.    
butcher.jpg A butcher shows off some "special" meat.  
americankidsigarettes.jpg The trouble with kids these days...    
050big.jpg This is a harsh school.    
necrodog.jpg A perverted dog.    
website.jpg Where they hire webmasters these days.    
zit.jpg A dangerous zit.    
cactus2.jpg A cactus can help in sex, but is it worth it?  
com10.jpg Be sure to hid your pr0n bookmarks.    
bddream.jpg A vengeful wife!  
condom.jpg Weird new condom types.    
condom2.jpg More new condoms.    
condom3.jpg Even more condoms.    
goodbye.jpg How the kids "say goodnight" these days.  
ET.jpg How ET got his long neck.  
Parisdak.jpg The middle east is a dangerous place.    
fatass.jpg The dangers of having sex with fat women.  
boss.jpg The workplace is not always fair.    
fatslob.jpg Being fat has it's advantages, in masturbation.  
bull.jpg A smart bull.    
jailpants.jpg Why it's good to stay out of jail.  
doctor.jpg Why Santa has problems.    
brail.jpg Brail in a porno mag.  
prison2.jpg The dangers of being in prison.  
size.jpg It's not the size that counts...  
transplant.jpg A funny transplant operation.    
com08.jpg The dangers of surfing pr0n at work.    
get_well.jpg A new type of greeting card.    
robber.jpg A confused robber makes a mistake.    
pe.jpg A new kind of penis enlarger.  
when_it_rains.jpg The dangers of being a slug.    
paintsh.gif Why a painter sometimes needs to work fast.    
honesty.gif Honesty on the internet.    
magicbeansusedbig.jpg A new kind of magic bean for Jack and the Beanstalk.    
rhino.jpg Why you should always hide your sex toys.  
race.jpg What sperm think about homosexuals.  
scotch.jpg What a lot of people need when coming home from work.    
rocket.jpg Why rocket scientists aren't always that smart.    
safesex.jpg Safe sex in the middle-east.  
screwlunch.jpg Lions need to be careful who they screw.    
west_virginia.jpg What kids do for fun in West Virginia.  
trapped2.jpg Dangers of sex.  
teasers.jpg Brain teasers for dumb fucks.    
see_this.jpg A useful seeing eye dog.    
shocked.jpg A (sex) toy sale.  
which_came_first.gif Which came first; the chicken or the egg?    
young_artists.gif Young artists at work.    
youngsmoking.jpg Smoking doesn't always stunt your growth, I guess.  
yourfa~1.jpg Why some women don't need makeup.  
tastes_funny.gif How clowns taste.    
toystory.jpg A buzz and a woody.    
purple_dick.jpg Why women cheat with Barney.  
refund.jpg You know you're ugly when this happens.    
prison.jpg A black guy in prison.  
retirement_home.gif Low rent housing.    
patches.jpg They have a patch for everything, now.  
peepingtom.jpg An angry peeping tom.  
withstupid.gif Bill Clinton's shirt.    
waterhamstr.jpg First day on the job in a pet store.    
quierosmall.gif Taco Bell's secret ingredient.    
history.jpg The evolution of man.    
gotmale.jpg When your doctor spends too much time on-line.    
dog-pecked.jpg Be careful where you pee!    
compdate.jpg You know you have bad luck with women when...    
crash.jpg An old airline accident revealed.    
badboy.jpg A bad elephant.    
1april.jpg An April Foolsday prank in the old west.    
truckcrash.jpg He couldn't decide which road to take.    
worstjob.jpg A toothbrush who thought he had the worst job...    
last_request.jpg A funny last request.  
sfeucht.jpg The dangers of being a caveman.  
attack.gif How to identify e-mail stalkers.    
tanning.gif Why well-tanned legs aren't always good.  
makefun.gif His/Hers driveways.    
is.gif An interesting pick-up line.    
egg.gif Easter fun.    
badvetbig.jpg Hunter, or bad vet?    
airplanebig.gif Here comes the airplane!    
bark10.gif A woman and her pet.    
authority.jpg The evolution of authority.    
big-pussy.jpg I would be scared, too.    
instructions.jpg Time to read the instructions.    
bike.jpg A good use for a man?  
caught.jpg Caught in the act.  
Baddate.gif When you see this you know it's a bad date.    
caterpillar.gif A confused caterpillar and an angry french-fry.    
donald-duck.jpg Donald Duck on Thanksgiving.    
duracell.jpg Should have used Energizer.    
hustler.jpg Too much Viagra.  
easter-bunny.jpg One of the dangers the Easter Bunny faces.    
ouch.jpg He found a bad place to hide.  
peacock.jpg What the females really want to see.    
iraqi.jpg Iraq's advanced military technology.    
art.jpg Modern art.    
gynecol.jpg What gynecologists do in their free time.    
guess-who.jpg Nudists play "guess who."  
mickey-mouse.jpg What happened to Mickey Mouse.    
penis-pump.jpg Must have been a good salesman.  
miniskirt.jpg Some people shouldn't wear mini-skirts.  
postal-valentine.jpg Valentine's Day at the Post Office.    
santabad.jpg This is when you know you've been bad.  
prostates1.jpg A very helpful doctor.    
saggy.jpg I don't think that's what he meant.  
view.gif A great view of nature.    
swimming.jpg Don't wear your swimsuit backwards.  
SantaClausReal.jpg Evil Santa.    
clinton3.jpg Clinton in court.    
evu.jpg The evolution of man, and woman.    
malebrain.jpg A look inside the male brain.  
dna.jpg Bill Clinton's DNA.    
fat-lady.jpg Stay clear of the fat ones.    
titanic.jpg One way to survive a shipwreck.  
joystick.jpg God plays video games.    
fights.jpg How marital fights begin.    
STARR.jpg Starr Wars, Staring Bill Clinton.    


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