Space for humorous anicdotes which could be used in America's classrooms. Donations accepted...
Philosophy -
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around....is he still wrong?
The only tools one needs in life: WD-40 to make things go and duct tape to make them stop.
Web-based Gag Archives -
The Comedy Club - A great general source of gags with a huge list of humor-related sites.
College jokes - Might as well laugh at yourself a little. Here's a sample of what you may find:
Dave Barry says Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college:
* Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). These
include how to make collect telephone calls and get beer and
crepe-paper stains out of your pajamas.
* Things you will not need to know in later life (1,998 hours).
These are the things you learn in classes whose names end in
-ology, - - -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you
memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books,
then forget them. If you fail to forget them, you become a professor
and have to stay in college for the rest of your life.
While Religion is a seldom-mentioned topic in public school, this report from Sunday School reminds all teachers that what you say may not be what your students hear...
Having trouble remembering all those names? Here's one mom's solution...
Advice for Living -
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes....then,
when you do, you'll be a mile away
and you will have his shoes!!
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